Okay- Yesterday Kayt, Ella and I made our first trip to one of the many malls here in Columbus. Kayt and Ella have no winter clothes and Scott needed a pair of jeans without holes for a recruiting event this week. It was also a great way to waste the day. I was a bit nervous about taking this trip alone because it required using multiple highways/ freeways / interstates/ "routes" what ever they are. I am proud to announce that I did it! All by myself, the first try!!! I even turned the right direction off the exit to get to the mall. I was so proud of myself. Kayt was my cheerleader the whole way and was very proud of me too.
We finished our shopping and we were headed back toward the play land area, (see pictures) when all of the sudden I found myself being draped with fragrant smelling shoulder pad things; strapped up with another herb back thing and this women with a heavy accent is asking me if I have any of the ailments on this plastic list???!!!! I'm sitting there thinking what the heck just happened. Apparently a look in the general direction of the island store means "hey I am interested!" So these things on me are packed full of herbs and when heated and placed on certain spots of the body will heal you. Maybe they will maybe they won't but I was not about to buy any. Next thing I know I am surround by like 5 people who work at this station thing (those stores stands in the middle of the mall). They all had the same thick accent and a look like they from the Balkans or something and they just kept appearing and tickling Ella and what not. After the girl had done her little "demonstration" the "closer" came in and tried to wheel and deal me. Eventually I got out of there with only a thirty dollar (they settled for ten) mint pillow thing that really did clear my sinuses.
I was feeling a little overwhelmed at this point, Kayt wanted to get to the toys and Ella was crying when suddenly I am being coaxed into some red, swanky chair-stool and this man is running a straightener through my hair. I instantly noticed a similarity in his accent and dress with the troupe I had just escaped. As I am sitting there trying to kindly get the heck out of there, so I could take care of my girls, the phone starts ringing. Guess who hurries over to pick it up? The deal closer from two stations down!!!!! It all came together. All these middle mallers were together and I am thinking there was some sort of "take her for all she's worth signal" given behind my back as I was walking down the mall!!! This is horrible I know but the first thing that came to my mind after I escaped was...I was just taken by gypsies!
I couldn't help but laugh and call Scott to tell him all about it. I learned my lesson though. JUST SAY NO.
Anyway, Kayt enjoyed playing on the foam/rubber solar system that we eventually made it to. It was so fun to watch her interact with other kids she didn't even know. She joined in with them as they played tag and pretended they were being chased by aliens. She even got them to do some of the techniques used to help "rocket" blast off in Little Einsteins on the pretend U.S. space shuttle. It was so great to watch. She really is growing up.
Oh, and on the way home she posed the question..."who is Santa Clause's father?" How do you answer that?


Kayt on a Moon Kayt on an astroid